is that really your fantasy of pirates?
Ha you have no idea ya landlubber
even we pirates know how to avoid scurvy, oh and i think you misunderstood the phrase butt pirate
that doesnt mean we men to each other
oh no
there are a lot of pirates who like to do it rough to women
savy?
First get them drunk!
Rum will always do the trick.
then they wont recognize nor judge you on your looks
they fall in love with you and presto they are in your bed
thats the most easy way to do it
but if you want more of a challenge, pretend to be someone you know who is good with the ladies and has a big reputation
i use the names of navy people a lot, but if you also sell yourself like i do such as, I sailed the seven seas! im a captain of a pirate crew and the captain of the fastest ship in the world!
i kicked Davy Jones his ass! and so on
(( this cracks you up?, you outta see him in action in the RP arena , mostly running and random stuff, for example that fight for the key to davy jones's heartbox, where Will, Norington and Jack were fighting in ))
Im a bloody pirate, i couldnt care less if they were drunk or not.
Heck i'd probably be drunk myself so i wont see how ugly some of them might be